Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him, “Hey, what’s the steering wheel for?” and the pirate says, “Arrgh, I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!” Church...
View ArticleVIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve Minors” Edition
Here’s the latest video edition of all the church signs that make you laugh, cry, cringe and maybe throw up in your mouth a little bit. VIDEO Church Sign Epic Fails, “God Likes Weed” Edition VIDEO...
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition
I shot my dad’s gun once. It was loud, kind of exciting, and a little tiny bit of pee came out. Out of me, not the gun. That would be totally weird the other way. Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve...
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Family Values” Edition
Last time I checked on family values, they were holding fairly steady around $1.75 and an order of tater tots. Church Sign Epic Fails, “Pass the Ammo” Edition Church Sign Epic Fails, “We Serve...
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Mormons Rock” Edition
Klaus Mein, lead singer of the Scorpions, slapped his balding forehead when he saw this post. Who needs “Rock You Like a Hurricane” when you can Rock like a Mormon???
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Yo Momma” Edition
My mom struggled through nine months carrying me, hours of painful labor and a C-section just to bring me into the world. So I got her a card. I figure we’re even.
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Fill Your Cracks” Edition
Pentecost is my favorite religious holiday, because all the good boys and girls get a visit from the Great Pentecost Lizard, who leaves magic droppings under their pillow. Ahh, memories…
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Edition
I once prayed for tickets to the Radiohead concert, and instead I got two tickets for Carly Rae Jepsen. I must have prayed in the wrong direction…
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Arrogant Rabbis” Edition
There’s really nothing worse than an uppity Rabbi. Except maybe for intransigent Swedes. They’re so radical!
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Show Him the Money” Edition
Daddy always told me summer was a sign that the Devil was coming to get me. Let’s see…no school/Satan. No school/Satan…Gimme a minute here.
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “He Touched Me” Edition
We’ve all said those things that we wish we could take back right after we said them. Now, imagine that thing being posted on a church sign, photographed and shared on the internet…yeah.
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Jesus” Edition
I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestling match. Jesus had me at first, until I did that Stallone “Over the Top” thing. Then he was toast!
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Get Behind Me Satin” Edition
I once came up with a spell-check app for church signs, but after a while, it just melted from exhaustion (sihg)…
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Take That, Westboro” Edition
For those who have asked me what my brand of “third way” nonviolent engagement for justice looks like…this one’s for you.
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails: God vs the NSA (Pt 1 of 2)
I missed last week’s church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a double shot this weekend. Here’s part one of two…
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, Jesus vs Religion (Pt 2 of 2)
It was sooo cool. Jesus got all up in religion’s grill and was, like, “You…me…octagon.” And he did it in this “Rocky vs. Ivan Drago” kinda voice. Awesome!!!
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Eat Your Pastor” Edition
I once had a congregant tell me to take their pastor with a grain of salt…and then he handed me some cayenne and barbecue sauce. Awkward!
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Church Phobia” Edition
I have never run short on bad church signs to share, but in honor of Labor Day (hey, why not?), I am actually including a couple of my favorite church sing wins. Enjoy!
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “Sleep With Your Mother” Edition
Know what’s awesome? Not sleeping with your mom, that’s what.
View ArticleChurch Sign Epic Fails, “God Hates the Jets” Edition
One time, I let God partner with me on my fantasy team, but he went and drafted, like, six kickers. Major fantasy fail, God.
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